lé open letter

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To:  editors, creative directors, and assorted hiring personnel at the New York Times, Washington Post, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Onion, PennySaver, et al.
From:  lé pencil pusher
Re:  Your glorious future
Date:  Today

 

Hello!hipster

Please consider me for freelance projects. My work will make you look better than a closetful of Prada and trippy eyeglasses. Maybe.

cheers,
lé pencil pusher

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