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they’re giving misfits a bad name

Oh my gosh, the hostile life forms known as Trump supporters are feeling ‘disrespected.’ Well, hmm, quick question: what were they expecting for their abject contempt of truth and reality and plain, simple decency? Admiration?

The poor dears are deluding themselves, as usual.

We, the genuine, bona fide members of the Misfit Society, would like to set the record straight. We’re not with them. We — the square pegs and odd ducks  — are fine with our outcast status. Really, don’t worry about us. Death threats and mindless chanting are not our thing. Although, we admit, we do enjoy a good conspiracy theory now and again, such as falling rocks are causing the rise in sea levels. But only for the entertainment value. It’s hilarious stuff.

So please just don’t confuse us with them. Our members are a quiet bunch, content with being overlooked and ignored. We don’t hold meetings or rallies or marches, but if we did our signs would have the correct spelling and grammar and we’d be bumping into each other all over the place. As you know, we’ve no sense of direction or rhythm or our own importance. We’re perfectly harmless.

Plus, the Misfit Society does not endorse political candidates. Ever. For anything. We believe they’re all corrupt, venal idiots with shady intentions. In that spirit, we politely request Sideshow Don and his brainless band of toadies, to, please, for the love of God, shut the Hell up. They’re not only making us look bad, they’re giving us a splitting headache.

copyright © 2018 little ittys

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